TAMALE GODDAMNED PIE

SON. TODAY WE 'BOUT TO MAKE MY FAVOURITE GODDAMNED DISH IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. NO LIE. YOU READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND? LET ME SHOW YOU THIS AMAZING FUCKING CASSEROLE RIGHT HERE, CHILD. GET YOUR ASS INTO THE KITCHEN.


1 cup chopped onion
1 cup chopped green pepper
¾ lb. ground beef/turkey/whatever you want that's made of dead animal
16 oz. canned seasoned tomato sauce
12 oz. canned whole-kernel corn, drained
1 clove garlic, minced
1 tbls. Sugar
1 tsp. salt
2-3 tsp. chili powder
Dash pepper
1 ½ cups shredded cheddar cheese

Cook onion and green pepper in a little hot oil until just tender. Add meat; brown lightly and then drain all that grease because gross. Add next 8 ingredients, simmer 20-25 minutes until thick. Add cheese, stir until melted. Pour into greased 10’x6’x1 ½’ baking dish.

In a separate, small saucepan…

¾ cup yellow corn meal
½ tsp. salt
2 cups cold water
1 tbls. Butter

Stir corn meal and salt into cold water, cook and stir until thick--THICK, damn it. Like PASTE. Add butter and mix well. Spoon over hot meat mixture evenly, until all is covered.

Bake in 375° Fahrenheit oven for about 40 minutes, or until the top is crispy. Serves 6-9.

YOU'RE WELCOME.