WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CURSING THIS IS AN OUTRAGE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A RECIPE BLOG CONTROL YOURSELF.
I GOT REALLY TIRED OF THE CUTESY RECIPE BOOKS/BLOGS REALLY QUICK, M'SON. YOU WANT RATED E FOR EVERYONE, THERE'S APPROXIMATELY 2,938,752,098,750,987,123,487,124 OTHER BLOGS YOU COULD BE AT RIGHT NOW.
But I don't like raisins.
YOU POOR SOUL.
Omg, this recipe is so fattening! You should use healthier ingredients don't you care about your health omg.
STRAIGHT UP NEVER SAY THIS TO ME BECAUSE 1) YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S HEALTH STOP LYING YOU JUST HATE FATTIES 2) I AM ATTEMPTING TO GET FAT FUCK YOU 3) RICH FOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH, GENIUS. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO CONSUME A WHOLE FUCKING CAKE.
Ugh does this mean you don't care about vegans/vegetarians/food allergies?
FUCK NO, I HAVE A HUSBAND WHO IS VEGAN, FRIENDS WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SOY, CARROTS, AND DAIRY, AND ONE FRIEND WHO KEEPS STRICT KOSHER. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE FOOD I DON'T WANT, OR DOCUMENT FOOD I HAVEN'T MADE; BUT I MAKE SHIT FOR MY FRIENDS WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT. JUST BC THE BLOG ISN'T STAMPED WITH 100% SAFE FOR ALL COMMON ALLERGIES AND WHATEVER, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S 100% NON-VEGAN OR FULL UP WITH ALLERGENS EITHER. IT'S LIKE LIFE.
I GOT REALLY TIRED OF THE CUTESY RECIPE BOOKS/BLOGS REALLY QUICK, M'SON. YOU WANT RATED E FOR EVERYONE, THERE'S APPROXIMATELY 2,938,752,098,750,987,123,487,124 OTHER BLOGS YOU COULD BE AT RIGHT NOW.
But I don't like raisins.
YOU POOR SOUL.
Omg, this recipe is so fattening! You should use healthier ingredients don't you care about your health omg.
STRAIGHT UP NEVER SAY THIS TO ME BECAUSE 1) YOU DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE'S HEALTH STOP LYING YOU JUST HATE FATTIES 2) I AM ATTEMPTING TO GET FAT FUCK YOU 3) RICH FOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE RICH, GENIUS. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO CONSUME A WHOLE FUCKING CAKE.
Ugh does this mean you don't care about vegans/vegetarians/food allergies?
FUCK NO, I HAVE A HUSBAND WHO IS VEGAN, FRIENDS WHO ARE ALLERGIC TO SOY, CARROTS, AND DAIRY, AND ONE FRIEND WHO KEEPS STRICT KOSHER. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE FOOD I DON'T WANT, OR DOCUMENT FOOD I HAVEN'T MADE; BUT I MAKE SHIT FOR MY FRIENDS WHEN I CAN AFFORD IT. JUST BC THE BLOG ISN'T STAMPED WITH 100% SAFE FOR ALL COMMON ALLERGIES AND WHATEVER, DOESN'T MEAN IT'S 100% NON-VEGAN OR FULL UP WITH ALLERGENS EITHER. IT'S LIKE LIFE.
